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[personal profile] fried 2025-02-23 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hell said KNOCK KNOCK BITCH ]

... I hope this is not the start to a very terrible joke.
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[personal profile] fried 2025-02-23 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you never heard a knock knock joke before?
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[personal profile] fried 2025-02-24 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Knock knock.

[ a beat. ]

Say who's there.
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[personal profile] fried 2025-02-24 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ HELP he has to teach the structure of the joke!! ]

Diane.

[ ... ]

Diane who?
fried: DNT (one hundred)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-24 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Diane to come in, open the door.

[ like. dyin'. listen, this is all he's got. ]
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[personal profile] fried 2025-02-24 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ alksjdlkaksdfj ]

They're widely known for not being very funny. Jing Yuan was a fan.

[ DON'T JUST SAY JING YUAN IS UNFUNNY ]
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[personal profile] fried 2025-02-24 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
The fshhh joke was very funny.

[ amused. ]

Good question. Perhaps an option will be available to us soon. [ ... ] I do know that it's likely both a clinic and a garden should be arriving tomorrow. At least there's that.
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[personal profile] fried 2025-02-24 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. My thought is that I'd like to gather those of us who have training, as well as those who have a little less. Fidelio asked me to teach him how to properly heal, so if I can provide lessons, I'd like to.

[ ear flick. ]

As for how I know - I asked for one, with a ticket I was given. When it was denied, I asked the angels, and they informed me that one was already commissioned.
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[personal profile] fried 2025-02-24 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ he raises an eyebrow about the Help Once thing, but - first: ]

Hopefully, it'll be a place to grow things from our homes. I have some spices I am missing that I'd prefer not to order from the system, and... besides that, I'd like to have a place to relax.

I've always only needed three things - a kitchen, a garden, and a place to sleep.
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[personal profile] fried 2025-02-24 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'd welcome the help, of course. I'll expect it to be kept neat and tidy by anybody who uses it.

[ ear flick. if someone uses his garden as a murder location he will KILL THEM. ]

I'd prefer to call it simple. [ wryly, but: ] I thought you might.