[He has no idea how this plastic shit is supposed to be opened but it's fine because he can just slide a finger under there and pull it apart. FREEDOM FOR THE PHISH FOOD.]

Oh? I do? [Just talking while he unplastics their food.] That's quite a compliment, dear! Thank you very much. My mother was also a teacher and I felt the same way about her work, and what she was able to do for the children of our land. I always wished to follow in her footsteps, and I'm so very glad that I was able to.

[Popping the lid off! He has never seen pint ice cream before in his life.]

...Hm!