[ you know, today was garbage - but this makes his expression warm up, because it sounds like a dream. ]

Miss Eupha, I'd love to help - if there's anything I can do from here to help with that, I would in a heartbeat. I can try to put together some resources from Rodinia for you, and we can ask some of the others too -- with a proper ontological study, we might be able to find some truly helpful methodologies to uncover such a thing in your home.

[ he sets his hand to his heart. ] Uncovering the lost truths of life is one of the most important uses of knowledge we have, after all.