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taair khalisa nasir 🕊️ ([personal profile] historicals) wrote2025-02-08 04:13 pm

pc catchall | turboheaven | richie

kabby im already deeply enjoying this cr its really funny and good (shitpost here eventually)
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-02-09 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[LET A MAN DREAM.]

Anytime, Big T. [He just stands there, waiting for the fountain to cease its flow. It's tapering off nicely, that's a good sign. He'll take a couple napkins with his free hand and dab at the damage, which to him has been minimal.] Please, I didn't take half the spray you did.

[He nods sagely at the question.]

Afraid so. These drinks are carbonated. They've got air mixed in, gives it a fizzy pop when you drink it. But if it got agitated at all before the cap's come off, ka-bloom. [As he would now know.] Best practice is to squeak the cap off slowly and gauge whether it's gonna spew all over you first.
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-02-11 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Thank you he can always rely on you]

Do I? [Most people here are just blanking out on him, it's kind of rattling him. But he'll take it.] Well damn. Thank you.

Did you want to grab a change of clothes, or....?
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-02-12 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. I feel much the same talking to any one of you. Frankly I'm a little stunned we're all standing in the same room, seems like a real grab bag of a posse.

[What is the common denominator here?]

Was this an adventure?
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-02-13 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well. I was talking about the soda bomb, but sure, you can see death as the next big adventure.

[He pats him on the back with his (cleaner) hand.]

Come on, lets get you presentable. This stuff stains too, you ought to wash it straightaway.
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-02-14 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
They sure are something, I'll give you that.

[Richie grins.]

You bet.

[They can mosey on over...closes this before we find out who is mcfucking dead]